BKS Fat Cat in the Hat Center Shafted Mallet Putter Headcover

A tip of the hat to a tale you once knew,

This Fat Cat is back with some rhyming to do!

In purples and blues, with some white and some gold,

He’s bold and he’s brash, and he never gets old.

He’s trouble, he’s charm, he’s a poet, it’s true—

And this center shafted mallet headcover that he brings? It’s just perfect for you!

But hurry up quick, don’t dilly, don’t dawdle—

There’s only a few, so don’t sit there and twaddle!

One per fine fellow (or gal, that’s the rule),

Fresh rhymes and sharp shots? Now that, friend, is cool.

Limited quantities are available. Limit 1 per person.